{"product_id":"the-daily-spore-lower-your-expectations-funny-old-man-of-the-woods-birthday-11-oz-mug","title":"The Daily Spore – Lower Your Expectations | Funny Old Man of the Woods Birthday 11 oz Mug","description":"Another year older, another year closer to not giving a damn.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBirthdays are supposed to come with cake, presents, and a little wisdom. Unfortunately, some mushrooms have been around long enough to stop sugarcoating the truth.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing our original The Daily Spore Old Man of the Woods birthday comic, this hilarious mug combines real mycology, savage birthday humor, and one very grumpy mushroom who’s officially too old for everyone’s nonsense.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhen a cheerful little mushroom asks the Old Man of the Woods for some birthday wisdom, the answer is brutally simple: “Lower your expectations and you’ll live longer.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nInspired by the real Old Man of the Woods mushroom (Strobilomyces species), known for its shaggy, dark, scaly cap and rugged appearance, this comic proves that getting older doesn’t necessarily make you nicer. It just makes you more honest.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct Highlights:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n* 11 oz coffee mug\u003cbr\u003e\n* Features an original four-panel The Daily Spore mushroom comic\u003cbr\u003e\n* Sarcastic birthday humor inspired by real mycology\u003cbr\u003e\n* Includes original Shroom Traders artwork and branding\u003cbr\u003e\n* A hilarious birthday gift for dads, grandpas, coworkers, mushroom lovers, gardeners, and anyone who’s getting older and running out of patience\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhether you’re celebrating another trip around the sun, enjoying your morning coffee, or reminding everyone that your tolerance for nonsense decreases with age, this mug serves up the perfect blend of caffeine and birthday sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLife’s too short for boring mugs. Sip the joke. Spread the spores.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Daily Spore | Created by Shroom Traders – Masters of Mycelium","brand":"Shroom Traders ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49916518891758,"sku":"6913202_1320","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/7941\/2462\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6ae57edeb88fc.jpg?v=1793425138","url":"https:\/\/shroomtraders.com\/products\/the-daily-spore-lower-your-expectations-funny-old-man-of-the-woods-birthday-11-oz-mug","provider":"Shroom Traders ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}