🍄 Bloom or Doom Retro Mushroom Tee 🌼☀️
Sure, life’s a mess—but at least mushrooms bloom in literal dirt. This tee is your daily reminder that if fungi can rise from the mud and look fabulous, so can you.
The vintage boho artwork features sassy mushrooms, wildflowers, and a smug little sun, all teaming up to shout: “Everyday is Another Chance to Bloom.” Think of it as motivational therapy from Mother Nature… with just a hint of sarcasm.
Printed on a super-soft unisex tee that’s comfy enough for gardening, hiking, or just vibing while your plants judge your life choices:
🌿 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
✨ Pre-shrunk for less shrink-sadness
🎨 Retro hand-drawn design with that worn-in, screen-printed look
👕 Classic retail fit with durable stitching so you can keep blooming, doom and all
Wear it, laugh at it, live by it: bloom a little every day… or at least fake it better than your houseplants. 🌸🍄
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
