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"Childish Haters” Childlike Wonder Tee (Vintage White) Unisex t-shirt by Shroom Traders

"Childish Haters” Childlike Wonder Tee (Vintage White) Unisex t-shirt by Shroom Traders

Regular price $22.75 USD
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Let the haters stew in their grown-up bitterness while you frolic in full-color wonder 🌈🍄
This magical tee reminds the world that joy, imagination, and mushroom appreciation aren’t just for kids. Featuring bold red-capped mushrooms, leafy accents, and the glorious truth:
“Childish haters is mad that you can still experience a childlike sense of wonder.”

Printed on a soft Vintage White tee that feels like your favorite worn-in storybook, this shirt is made for wonder-seekers, mushroom lovers, and the unbothered whimsical.

🌿 Product Features:

Color: Vintage White – cozy, nostalgic, and timeless

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit

Side-seamed construction keeps it flattering on all body types

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability and comfort

Feels soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough


Perfect for mushroom foraging, skipping rocks, or just annoying the haters with your unrelenting joy.
Stay whimsical, stay weird 🍄💫

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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