Why pay for therapy when you can scream into a waterfall and get roasted by raccoons instead? This tee turns woodland chaos into wearable art. The vintage hand-drawn boho frame features bare trees, colorful leaves, mushrooms, forest finds, and raccoons pointing and laughing at the bold central quote:
“I don’t need therapy I just need to scream into a waterfall until the raccoons judge me.”
Printed on a sage green unisex crewneck that’s soft, breathable, and built for comfort:
🌿 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✨ Pre-shrunk fabric for a lasting fit
🎨 Vintage screen-printed look with bold outlines and flat textured fills
👕 Classic retail fit, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
🌱 Eco-friendly print process on sustainably made blanks
Whether you’re a forest gremlin, cryptid enthusiast, or just tired of small talk, this shirt makes sure everyone knows your coping strategy: waterfalls > therapy bills.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
